Definitions by Wiggle_Wam

Ear/Vagina Clearer 

The second sex move on the Hardcore Sex List. Man stretches out mega floppy until it is 5 feet long. Then Insert into vagina/ear when it comes out opposite ear or the anus take one end of the mega floppy and pull back and forth successfully cleaning out ear wax/shit out of partners anus/ears.

My girlfriend couldn't hear very well so I gave her the Ear/Vagina Clearer.

Ear/Vagina Clearer by Wiggle_Wam August 27, 2013