Vagilin

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Vagilin - Vagina Gremlin

Pronounced: Vag-a-lin
The gremlin that lives inside a woman's vagina, Often the cause of a period due to lack of sex, or just irritation of the people around her. (Example her partner).

Often the cause for no longer in the mood

Causes early periods
Slain by orgasm (really just goes to sleep)
If the dick is good the Vagilin will assist in a failure of pull out game. Often resulting in Crotch Gremlins
Vagilin or Vagilin's are often correlated to Vagina Gremlins

Man I was with this girl last night and the sex was soo good her Vagilin grabbed ahold of me n pulled me in before I could pull out.

Vagilin by Umeko Uzzo March 12, 2025

Words you can keep

Vagiking

n.

1. a person who receives a red beard while performing cunnilingus due to untimely female menstruation.

2. a weakly natured viking.

pronunciation: vuhg aye king.

Carl told me he got a vagiking the other night with Sheila; I heard she was embarrassed.

Vagiking by the real vagiking March 23, 2009

Related Words

Vagilin • vagilina • Vagilinguist • vagilinguistics • vagilint • Creamy Vagilingus • Vagilante • vagilent • vagilence • vagilicious

Vagitine

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.

CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.

Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011

Vaginin'

The female version of a "dicking". The act of coitus, as conducted by a female.

Did you hang out with Heather last night?
Dude, totally. She gave me a red-hot vaginin'

Vaginin' by Derp Baggington July 22, 2010

Vagilent

A woman who is fastidious about the cleanliness of their vagina.

I'm glad my new girlfriend Jennifer is so vagilent- I never have to wonder what I'm going to get in that area.

Vagilent by edsmsl December 31, 2008

Vagility Factor

(n.) Used by women to indicate the quality and quantity of attractive men at a given place during a specific period. 2. measure of vaginal wetness induced by a man.

1. The Vagility Factor at that new night club is highest from 9:00pm through 2:30am.

2. He has a high Vagility Factor in my opinion.

Vagility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

Creamy Vagilingus

When a man cums in his own mouth then proceeds to lick the partner's pussy with the cum dripping off the tongue.

Hence the name Vagilingus

Darn, me and Shadya had a creamy vagilingus last night.

Damn that was hot!

Creamy Vagilingus by baseball_mom69 November 15, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026