Vagilin

Vagilin - Vagina Gremlin

Pronounced: Vag-a-lin
The gremlin that lives inside a woman's vagina, Often the cause of a period due to lack of sex, or just irritation of the people around her. (Example her partner).

Often the cause for no longer in the mood

Causes early periods
Slain by orgasm (really just goes to sleep)
If the dick is good the Vagilin will assist in a failure of pull out game. Often resulting in Crotch Gremlins
Vagilin or Vagilin's are often correlated to Vagina Gremlins

Man I was with this girl last night and the sex was soo good her Vagilin grabbed ahold of me n pulled me in before I could pull out.

by Umeko Uzzo March 12, 2025

Vagiking

n.

1. a person who receives a red beard while performing cunnilingus due to untimely female menstruation.

2. a weakly natured viking.

pronunciation: vuhg aye king.

Carl told me he got a vagiking the other night with Sheila; I heard she was embarrassed.

by the real vagiking March 23, 2009

Vagitine

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.

CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.

by itsonlymike August 2, 2011

Vaginin'

The female version of a "dicking". The act of coitus, as conducted by a female.

Did you hang out with Heather last night?
Dude, totally. She gave me a red-hot vaginin'

by Derp Baggington July 22, 2010

Vagilent

A woman who is fastidious about the cleanliness of their vagina.

I'm glad my new girlfriend Jennifer is so vagilent- I never have to wonder what I'm going to get in that area.

by edsmsl December 31, 2008

Vagility Factor

(n.) Used by women to indicate the quality and quantity of attractive men at a given place during a specific period. 2. measure of vaginal wetness induced by a man.

1. The Vagility Factor at that new night club is highest from 9:00pm through 2:30am.

2. He has a high Vagility Factor in my opinion.

by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

Creamy Vagilingus

When a man cums in his own mouth then proceeds to lick the partner's pussy with the cum dripping off the tongue.

Hence the name Vagilingus

Darn, me and Shadya had a creamy vagilingus last night.

Damn that was hot!

by baseball_mom69 November 15, 2018