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vagice grip 

An intense, metaphorical hold that a female has on a male partner which prevents him from doing his own leisure activities.
Male 1: Dude, for real? You're with your girl for the night again?!

Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!
vagice grip by Needs to Cool It September 6, 2012
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vagice cream 

n. 1. The cream that flows forth from a vagina, a combination of the words "vagina" and "ice cream." n. 2. A reference to oral sex between lesbians.
1. "I love the taste of your vagice cream." 2. "I want to get me some vagice cream."
vagice cream by Vagice Creamer March 8, 2005
Disease in which a dude is being a little bitch
Nic didn't want to go out for drinks with his brothers because he was suffering from a bad case of vagibetes.
Vagibetes by teamfunsome June 9, 2018
A Yeast Infection so severe that it's spreadable on a Bagel
"Hey honey, we're out of cream cheese for the bagels"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"
Vagicotti by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021
Girl: please stop tickling me.

Dude: Fine, I'll vagickle you instead.