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Vagazzle 

The act of bedazzling your vagina (blinging your beaver), per the instructions of Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Lopez Show.
To really get someone's attention, you can color-coordinate your Vagazzle to your outfit.
Vagazzle by Moutain Moose January 13, 2010
To decorate or bling out ones vagina with swarovski crystals and other tiny jewels.
"I've been vagazzled..it sparkles like a lil' disco ball down there."
Vagazzled by cupcakewendy February 4, 2010
vagazel is to bedazel your vagina with either a lot of piercings or shinny diamonds
I just vagazeled my vagina
vagazel by Dubby Decks December 3, 2013
I just go back from the spa and had my vagina vagazzled
vagazzled by vazzale April 6, 2010

vagazzle 

To glue shiney things to one's vagina.
As described by Jennifer Love-Hewitt in her dating book:

"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays."
vagazzle by PaininVajayjay January 13, 2010

vagables 

Vaginal valuables such as virginity or lack of STDs.
Mario's coming, look after your vagables.
vagables by doubleemdouche May 6, 2014
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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