Vag Wag

The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but don't have any toilet paper or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to dry them.

Man, briana ran out of toilet paper and had to do a vag wag.

by Dickie88 July 22, 2025

vag-wag

A vehicle, most often a Subaru station wagon, driven by post-menopausal lesbians.

The Subaru Forester in the Whole Earth parking lot was clearly a vag-wag, with the tell-tale "Celebrate Diversity" and Melissa Etheridge stickers.

by 1176 May 7, 2008

vag waggler

A woman that tends to lead men into a spiral of desperate wanteness. The woman then ditches the men to proceed on with her game of chase.

She flirted with me nonstop, then she ripped my heart out, what a vag waggler.

by pricy January 22, 2007