vag-wag

A vehicle, most often a Subaru station wagon, driven by post-menopausal lesbians.

The Subaru Forester in the Whole Earth parking lot was clearly a vag-wag, with the tell-tale "Celebrate Diversity" and Melissa Etheridge stickers.

by 1176 May 07, 2008

Vag Wag

The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but don't have any toilet paper or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to dry them.

Man, briana ran out of toilet paper and had to do a vag wag.

by Dickie88 July 22, 2025