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Vag Wag
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The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but
don
't have any
toilet paper
or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to
dry
them.
Man,
briana
ran out of
toilet paper
and had to do a
vag
wag.
Vag Wag
by
Dickie88
July 22, 2025
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