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Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

Vaccinitized

2 weeks after your final dose of the COVID-19 vaccine
Now that I am vaccinitized I’m taking my tinder and heading on a cruise!
Vaccinitized by Houseplantzzz April 8, 2021

Vaccines cause autism 

Term used by most karens of facebook, stating a thought that most vaccines cause autism, albeit with no citation.
Karen: *googles vaccines cause autism*
Google: Your search for "vaccines cause autism" did not match any documents.

The Vaccines

An indie rock band who released their debut album "What Did You Expect From The Vaccines?" in 2011. They sound similar to The Strokes and Arctic Monkeys and they are a very nice sounding band that is a sigh of relief in todays music.
The Vaccines have that catchy sound in their music that we all need to hear now and then.
The Vaccines by indierockathon September 29, 2011

Not all vaccines are created equal. 

When non-Western home-grown—half-baked or partially trialed—vaccines are shunned even by locals, which are often donated or exported at a discounted price to developing countries that can’t afford the “safer” ones produced by the West—the top three countries involved in this vaccine diplomacy game are China, India, and Russia, whose “cheap-and-cheat” vaccines do not exude much confidence among millions of targeted recipients.
Although the Chinese, Indian, or Russian vaccines are offered free of charge to them, millions of people in the developing world refuse to be jabbed, because they know too well that not all vaccines are created equal.
Treating somebody differently because they have not received their Covid vaccine. It doesn’t matter why they haven’t gotten it either. A vaccist will simply not socialize with the unvaccinated. A play on the words racism and racist.
Man 1: Eddie is having a potluck at his house but I wasn’t invited because I’m not vaccinated.

Man 2: That’s vaccism! Does he really think he can control his environment to that degree. He should choose his battles more wisely.

Man 1: I know. Before Covid he wasn’t such a vaccist with regards to flu vaccines, but he’s really treating it different now.
vaccism by poopflop April 25, 2021