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The best dancer on earth. If you run into a Vaarnan you are one lucky person because he is the best and most amazing dancer on earth. Name your children after him.
Guy: wow look at Vaarnan his dance moves are so awesome

Girl: I know right he’s so amazing I’m going to name my first born after him
Vaarnan by Miss.rissa December 24, 2023
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Väänänen syndrome 

Purpose of life is getting pussy ANYTIME when possible. Also the courage to take the "not so pretty one", if IT is guaranteed.
- "what the fuck is that guy doing? That girl aint that pretty?"
- "well, he has the Väänänen syndrome"
Indian man with huge dick and big boobies. Has a thing for Black people
Look at the size of those tits! He must be a Varnan.
Varnan by Moldy musty swiss cheese November 23, 2021
desi girl
vaaryan is such a desi girl
vaaryan by desi boiiis March 20, 2023

Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen 

1. He has a Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen so big, that he gives even John Holmes a run for his money

vaarnaaz 

The coolest way to say ''very nice''. Used usually as a response to some good news, or when praising something. Vaarvaarnaaz translates to ''very very nice''.

Pronounced værnas
Person 1: ''Yo, I finished Witcher 3!''
Person 2: ''Vaarnaaz!
Person 1: ''Playing the DLC now''
Person 2: ''Vaarvaarnaaz!!!'

''This tea is vaarnaaz!''
vaarnaaz by billykay November 12, 2017
Varnanan is a friendly man full of happiness. When he is around everyone smiles but just be careful he is also extremely strict...
gosh Varnanan as so kind to me today but i wonder why his child was crying
varnanan by thisamazingchild April 3, 2022