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Väänänen syndrome 

Purpose of life is getting pussy ANYTIME when possible. Also the courage to take the "not so pretty one", if IT is guaranteed.
- "what the fuck is that guy doing? That girl aint that pretty?"
- "well, he has the Väänänen syndrome"
Indian man with huge dick and big boobies. Has a thing for Black people
Look at the size of those tits! He must be a Varnan.
Varnan by Moldy musty swiss cheese November 23, 2021
vaaryan is such a desi girl
vaaryan by desi boiiis March 20, 2023

Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen 

1. He has a Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen so big, that he gives even John Holmes a run for his money

vaarnaaz 

The coolest way to say ''very nice''. Used usually as a response to some good news, or when praising something. Vaarvaarnaaz translates to ''very very nice''.

Pronounced værnas
Person 1: ''Yo, I finished Witcher 3!''
Person 2: ''Vaarnaaz!
Person 1: ''Playing the DLC now''
Person 2: ''Vaarvaarnaaz!!!'

''This tea is vaarnaaz!''
vaarnaaz by billykay November 12, 2017
Varnanan is a friendly man full of happiness. When he is around everyone smiles but just be careful he is also extremely strict...
gosh Varnanan as so kind to me today but i wonder why his child was crying
varnanan by thisamazingchild April 3, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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