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tino väinämöinen

A character from the anime Hetalia. He is part of the Nordic 5 and is the 'Wife' of Sweden. He is the most motherly of the Nordics. He has 2 sons named Peter Kirkland or Sealand, and Erland or Ladonia. He also has a dog named Hanatamago and pet reindeer. He is hetalia's personal Santa Claus. He also is an expert with guns especially sniper rifles.
Tino Väinämöinen is my favorite character in Hetalia!
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Vanamo is a finnish name. It belongs to a person who is very cute and hot at the same time. Vanamo gives the best hugs and has the prettiest eyes in the entire universe. If you ever meet someone like them, you will be the luckiest person in the world.
”Have you ever seen someone as beautiful as Vanamo?”
Vanamo by <456 October 23, 2018
Vaana is a pretty, loyal, trustworthy and goofy friend
She loves food and loves teasing people about "boys"
She isn't really social but has many friends!!

If she says she is busy it just means she doesn't wanna talk which is okay
Person 1:"YO DUDE, I HAVE A CRUSH ON VAANA"
Person 2: "Who doesn't?"
vaana by COCKOKOSDK April 30, 2021

Väänänen syndrome 

Purpose of life is getting pussy ANYTIME when possible. Also the courage to take the "not so pretty one", if IT is guaranteed.
- "what the fuck is that guy doing? That girl aint that pretty?"
- "well, he has the Väänänen syndrome"

Väinämöinen 

The Ancient God and Folk Hero of Finland, Väinämöinen was instrumental in Finland even being populated, as with a magical Sampo, he created a limitless supply of food for the settlers there. He carried a Kantalae made from the jawbone of a very large carp, he used the music he played on it to fuel his sorcery. One day, he set out to sail on the seas, telling the people of Finland that he would one day come back. He would return when his magic was again needed. Well, guess what... He's back. Better than ever, and poised to save the planet, and then take it over. Or maybe destroy it. He's not sure yet.
Holy crap, Väinämöinen just Väinämöinened you.

Norm Vannaman 

A Marine Corp reservist who wears unwashed t-shirts and tight, ripped jeans with a leather coat he stole from Travis Duke when Duke was at a Michael Jackson concert.
What the fuck is that on your shirt Norm.
Norm Vannaman by BT Lee November 26, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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