Väinämöinen

The Ancient God and Folk Hero of Finland, Väinämöinen was instrumental in Finland even being populated, as with a magical Sampo, he created a limitless supply of food for the settlers there. He carried a Kantalae made from the jawbone of a very large carp, he used the music he played on it to fuel his sorcery. One day, he set out to sail on the seas, telling the people of Finland that he would one day come back. He would return when his magic was again needed. Well, guess what... He's back. Better than ever, and poised to save the planet, and then take it over. Or maybe destroy it. He's not sure yet.

Holy crap, Väinämöinen just Väinämöinened you.

Väinämöinen by Samael Purgis Naght February 5, 2010

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tino väinämöinen

A character from the anime Hetalia. He is part of the Nordic 5 and is the 'Wife' of Sweden. He is the most motherly of the Nordics. He has 2 sons named Peter Kirkland or Sealand, and Erland or Ladonia. He also has a dog named Hanatamago and pet reindeer. He is hetalia's personal Santa Claus. He also is an expert with guns especially sniper rifles.

Tino Väinämöinen is my favorite character in Hetalia!

tino väinämöinen by Hanatamago! March 11, 2017

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slip of the tongue perhaps,
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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

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To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
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"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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