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A beautiful goddess with the voice of angels.

When you meet a "VANI" be very grateful as she is usually a very caring and loving person she will stick with you through thick and thin.
She's also gorgeous and sexy. When you meet vaani you should marry her.
vaani by Valerie12345 March 1, 2015
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vaganimals 

(noun) creatures whom live within a vajungle, commonly known as crabs.
i ain't touchin that shit....she's got vaganimals!
vaganimals by debbie downer May 12, 2008

vagnivorous 

Either a straight man, or a gay female. Suggesting that they eat vagina, and vagina only.
"Dude, don't bother with that chick, shes vagnivorous"
vagnivorous by Matt Macabre December 4, 2007

Vaganimal 

A; a vagina animal. As in one who is an animal(or crazy for) for vagina, not as in an animal who lives within the confines of the vagina.
My boyfriend wants to have sex with me 5 times a day, hes a real vaganimal.

Viagra turned my husband into a vaganimal. All he does is sit around on our couch, draw vaginas, and even sometimes TALKS to my vagina. It is as if I do not exist anymore, like I am a walking, working, talking Vagina. Welcome to the married life.
Vaganimal by Danger Mojo May 16, 2010

Vaganical 

Derived from the words "vagina" and "hammock" (ie vagamick) and then drunkenly used to describe the magical appearance of a vagina that 'needs to be contained' - the word vaganical ultimately means "magical out of control vagina"
Jake thought that cougar had a vaganical cooter.
Vaganical by Binarybabe28 August 2, 2014

Vaganity 

n: inflated pride in one's vagina
The woman had a level of vaganity not often seen in someone outside the adult industry.

Female equivalent of "Cockceit"
Vaganity by LordKaladar August 19, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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