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cricketer 

someone who habitually rubs at/tugs at their genitalia through the trousers in the manner of a fast bowler polishing their ball
dude i don't care how uncomfortable you are, stop tugging that thing about, you're not a cricketer!
cricketer by pete w February 29, 2004
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Mardi Gras Cricketer

A cricket player from the south who is happy winning or losing due to good relations with fellow team mates. This is a common statement made to opposition players to distract them while playing as it has a homosexual connotation.
The way he plays is like a Mardi Gras Cricketer. Like a South Perth Mardi Gras.
A hick who lives by the crick.
Jeezum crow, don't ya know, look at that cricker with a Jenny Creamer.
cricker by xlasingx October 30, 2003

Rickety Cricket 

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.
Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."
Rickety Cricket by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

Silent Cricket 

When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.
Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.
Silent Cricket by Chubbalove33 January 14, 2020

they gave me crickets 

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".
Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!

not cricket 

Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.
dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S
not cricket by Bad wolf chesslover January 4, 2009
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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