The much cooler way of spelling Valium. It's a pill to help you relax. It is a benzo (benzodiazepine). The dose is 2 to 10mg taken 2 to 4 times a day. For added relaxation, you can combine it with Kratom. Vallium can become addictive. If you combine it with alcohol (ethanol, deathanol), you will black out.
Alex: I took 5mg of Vallium and now I'm relaxed.
Steve: Don't you mean Valium?
Alex: It's Vallium dumbass! No one says Valium anymore! Are you a Pasbt Blue Ribbon drinking hipster who uses apple products with no headphone jack!!!?
Steve: *hides apple phone and Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Steve: No?
Steve: Don't you mean Valium?
Alex: It's Vallium dumbass! No one says Valium anymore! Are you a Pasbt Blue Ribbon drinking hipster who uses apple products with no headphone jack!!!?
Steve: *hides apple phone and Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Steve: No?
by CognitiveFuel December 7, 2022
Get the Valliummug. Vallium is the cooler way to spell Valium. It's a benzodiazepine (or benzo for short) which relaxes you. They are prescribed by a doctor for anxiety when other medications fail. Vallium can become pretty addictive, so use responsibly. Do not combine it with alcohol (ethanol).
by HawaiianPunch1 December 6, 2022
Get the Valliummug. Vallium is a pill you take to relax you. It's a benzodiazepine. It helps with anxiety. Vallium works best when combined with Propranolol.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 20, 2023
Get the Valliummug.