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golden valcano 

first you have to stretch out your girlfriend's back door with your cock or a mag flash light will do. Then take a stick of butter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her ass whole. While waiting for the butter to melt, vigurously pound her pussy to help the butter melt. Once melted, slam your cock as hard as you can back into her ass and watch the erruption in awe.
I had the best golden valcano last night from a guy I met at the bar!

Valcano thrust 

Nutting inside her mouth as she deepthroats making the nut erupt through her nostrils
Yo my gf was pissed after I valcano thrust eher last night being that she had sinuses
Valcano thrust by Nibna May 27, 2018

jizz valcano

When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard
Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano

Mexican Valcano 

When you pull out before ejaculatig and ejaculate in the females mouth then slap her cheeks together causing the cum semen to blast everywhere... While yelling ole
Connor had a blast giving Tracy a Mexican Valcano.
Mexican Valcano by bmeyer June 29, 2015

bloody valcano 

When a girl is on her period and you have sex anyways, making her orgasim so her vagina is a bloody valcano.
"Woah, you made me bloody valcano!"
angry dragon thirsty turtle unicorning
bloody valcano by Madi_jackal April 26, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026