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Vagk, we don't know what it is🤷 ♂️ we BELIEVE that it means jerking off
I love vagking
VAGK by daddy papi February 13, 2025
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#1: "did you hear about the lady that put her baby in the microwave?"

#2: "yeah, she deserves a vagkick."
vagkick by louiejk December 8, 2006
When a girl is on the toliet takeing a shit you simply eat her out.
Girl: Man I gotta take a shit.
Guy: Well let me give you a Vagkin as your taking that shit.
spread eagle with the vaginal lips spread wide open with the tampon string exposed
I was about to go down on this chick until i saw her pull out the vagkite
vagkite by handy_man123 May 16, 2010
When you do a shot of SKYY, Absolut, or any type of Vodka out of a females Vagina.
Janet and I did some Vagka shots last night.
Vagka by WezPac April 25, 2011

vagknife 

a penis that is too sharp to insert in a vagina
he has a vagknife because when he inserted his penis in my vagina, i felt a sharp poke
vagknife by doom69 August 20, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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