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Cunt Cream

Nothing else but pure twat relif

lovely
OOF! barbera, i had a nasty itch but this cunt cream seems to have sorted it

oh really? whats it called

umm... vagisil
vagisil by Loserboy (richard rees) September 10, 2008
Words you can keep
Taken orally to decrease brain cells. Also, Eric Cartmans NASCAR sponsor.
Commercial: When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to Vagisil

Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?

Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.

Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!
Vagisil by ThaBigCheesy October 12, 2010
Bengay for the va-jay-jay
I've been itching all day, its time for the vagisil"
vagisil by 2 sick pups November 13, 2011
vagisil is a comfort
vagisil is lightly scented
vagisil is widely recognized as a U.S. brand leader in the feminine hygiene product market
vagisil is played by william shatner
vagisil is the name
vagisil is monostat's arch enemy
vagisil is for yeast infections and not stds o_o and i'm sorry i have neither
vagisil is a creme designed to relieve "feminine itching" and imagine putting something down there that you are
Vagisil is so effective that often times you will only need half a tube. Then you can make your money back from e-bay.
vagisil by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004

vagisil wheels 

this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.
Wow!! what a manuever that was, that dude has vagisil wheels.
vagisil wheels by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009

Vagisil Smoothie

An interesting blend of combinations of Ingredients to make my very own creation the Vagisil Smootie.

Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.

After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")
That vagisil smoothie tasted Hella uv good, lets get another.

Vagisil Cream

It's an ointment for dudes who are acting like bitches!
Raffy - "Matt stop being all angry and shit"
Matt - "You know what bro I'm going to cry about it"
Raffy - "Matt get the Vagisil cream in the the top left drawer and stop crying like a bitch"
Vagisil Cream by That Raffy Taffy September 4, 2015
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