utter shite

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)

He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.

by Synnojd March 6, 2012

utter shit

'literal shit' Something that is complete shit. Could be used to describe a shitty situation or object.

'What the hell, this is not supposed to happen, this is utter shit!'

'I hate SPSS! This program is utter shit!'

by offspringjack January 31, 2012

utter shite

a feeling or sentiment associated with being quarantined.

“i heard the government just extended quarantine by two weeks”

“what?! jesus fucking christ”

*jumps on skateboard like so no head? guy*

“well thats utter shite”

by princessep April 14, 2020

uter skins

A slang term for condoms.

Man, I think ima get some tonight, u got some uter skins I can have?

by MFCD October 14, 2016

Utter Shit

When something is beyond being simply crap, rubbish or even shit.
It then becomes Utter Shit, the absolute pinnacle of crappiness.

"Hi there Hywel, what do you think of the new Facebook user interface"

"The NEW Facebook user interface is utter UTTER SHIT. It's aimed at people who use phones and tablets and NOT people who use web browsers which can actually do context based browsing and not the stupid context less browsing that the phones are designed to do. It is SHIT of the brownest and smelliest... despite its stupid teletubby rounded button look."

by Scurlage September 9, 2020

Utter Surprise

When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.

I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.

by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009

Utter Shower Of Cunts

an absolute twat, or group of twats that think they are better or cooler than everybody else

"omfg look at that utter shower of cunts, they havent even got an apple tini"

by ZooLanderr August 5, 2008