use a condom 

the subliminal message to help protect humanity from the rise of anymore morons. Educate and make the world a better place before bringing more lives to this Earth.

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use a condom by Anyomous182 July 26, 2012

never use a condom more than once 

Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.

Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."

never use a condom more than once by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015

as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory 

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."

Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory by Ur waifu June 7, 2016