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Ufologist

One who studies UFO related incidents, and searches for proof of UFOs.
1. Ufologists are scientists, except they know nothing about scientific theory and forming logical, reasonable hypothesises.
by Disco Stu December 8, 2004
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A ufologist has landed a substantial pay rise
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urologist

Jim's wife became concerned by his frequent urination and weak ejaculation, so she made him see a urologist who, after aggressively fondling his family jewels and finger blasting his poop chute, wrote him a prescription for Avodart and sent him home sore and traumatized.
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a person who enjoys correcting others' grammar on the Internet.
guy: where's that guy get off telling me I used the wrong "you're" in that sentence?

friend: must be some kind of urologist
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Urologist

A complete dumbass in every sense of the word, making a complete fool of oneself each time one speaks. An idiot. Often accused of having piss for brains, hence the term.
"Who's he? A urologist?" "Yeah, he has piss for brains."
by Kenny "Bujie" Reeder June 13, 2008
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ufollowgist

Any ufology oriented conspiracy theorist, that begins stalking you, when your business officially becomes a defense/intelligence contractor.

Derived from ufologist and follow.
Me: As I was saying special agent Lopez. I heard him rooting around, a little after four. He was removing the hard drives from the computer. I confronted him and he grabbed at something in his waist. I hit him with a couple bursts from my new H&K MP7, that mess is what's left of him.

special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.

Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.

special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
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