Ufologist
1. Ufologists are scientists, except they know nothing about scientific theory and forming logical, reasonable hypothesises.
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Ufologist by B0JACK HORSEMAN April 19, 2018
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urologist
Jim's wife became concerned by his frequent urination and weak ejaculation, so she made him see a urologist who, after aggressively fondling his family jewels and finger blasting his poop chute, wrote him a prescription for Avodart and sent him home sore and traumatized.
urologist by kevinthechemist June 23, 2020
Urologist
A complete dumbass in every sense of the word, making a complete fool of oneself each time one speaks. An idiot. Often accused of having piss for brains, hence the term.
Urologist by Kenny "Bujie" Reeder June 13, 2008
ufollowgist
Any ufology oriented conspiracy theorist, that begins stalking you, when your business officially becomes a defense/intelligence contractor.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Me: As I was saying special agent Lopez. I heard him rooting around, a little after four. He was removing the hard drives from the computer. I confronted him and he grabbed at something in his waist. I hit him with a couple bursts from my new H&K MP7, that mess is what's left of him.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
ufollowgist by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.