Urfect

When you feel nice and perfect but in reality, you're not.

"The girl felt perfect, but everyone thinks she's urfect"

by cheese1010122 October 20, 2022

Urectum

The name Uranus was given in 2620 according to the TV show Futurama, to end certain jokes.

I got THAT from Urectum!

by dj gs68 April 24, 2003

Urection

A morning phenomenon most commonly resulting in painful or delayed urination due to a persistent low blood pressure of the male genitalia. aka "pee boner"

Wife: "Honey, why are you taking so much time in the bathroom?"
Husband: "I'm trying to hurry, but i have a urection."

by Hermann Menderchuck February 20, 2009