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Urbanjerks 

The types of idiots who try to put their own name in a fucking urban dictionary to seem cool and only attach good things about themself's like

"a beautiful and long python"
or a fucking

"when ya see that fucking booty ya gonna drop those other hoes and drop those dam pants"
in reality urbanjerks are self centered pricks with no confidence trying to abuse the urban dictionaries submit system to put their own fucking names in
Nihali is a urbanjerk\
jared and tom are urbanjerks
Tendo is an urban jerk

and anyone who puts their name in the urban dictionary that isnt a celebrity is an urbanjerk
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Urbaners 

Dumbasses or whatever want you called who tries to be funny or be sexual or expressing something that no one cares. Obviously they have zero future and waste most of their talents just for this.
That sperm could save the world like creating immortality vaccine, cure cancer, and hungerness and every family’s finances yet there’s a small chances as there’s more 1 million urbaners want to be born with no future at all.
Urbaners by ြြြ April 13, 2023

Urbaners are bitch 

It is a fact.

Pay them a dollar, and they’ll suck like a vacuum. They can ride you also, and makes you cum all over the place.
Don’t be unsure of yourself whether it’s gay or not. Everyone is anonymous, and so its gender is anonymous.
Trust me, bro
Hear me out, there’s a lot of motherfuckers and shits in this world and I can mock them more and even disrespect but I choose to be humble and blame urban dictionary for all the cause. No not the website, I say it inside.

Urbaners are bitch
Urbaners are bitch by Dickdicok June 28, 2023
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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