Urban dictionary = sex

Idk most of the definitions are from 2007 so it’s probably just horny teenagers who thought it was funny

David: Urban dictionary = sex
Chad: not really
Chad: *searches up his name*
Chad: WHAT THE FUCK
David: i told ya

by LetsInvadeNewMexico June 4, 2022

Urban Dictionary sex act

A sex act invented in a thought experiment by two stoned virgins and popularized via Urban Dictionary. No human being, alive or dead, has ever actually performed this sex act, but it has attained a degree of cultural currency through shock value.

Stoner 1: Dude... like... what if you, like, went to titty-bang a girl, but then totally took a dump and then sat in it?
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.

by chaos5023 October 5, 2011

urban dictionary sex position

A cursed or odd sex position that can only be found in the depths of Urban Dictionary

“We should try out the charmander “

“Ughh, an Urban dictionary sex position?”

by TotallyNotASoviet February 22, 2020

the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula

A method of finding a variety of otherwise disgusting sexual acts. The formula is as follows: (insert nationality) (insert optional adjective) (insert noun).

Scottish windmill, mexican microwave,Alaskan Fire Dragon, the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula

by ...Heiiisssennnberrg... September 26, 2013

Sex Stories on urban dictionary

Thing that should be stopped

Go to wattpad, ao3 or any other sites/apps about fanfiction but not this, this is a dictionary😭

Person 1: sex stories on urban dictionary should be stopped

Person 2: yeah ikr

by StrawberryPerson November 5, 2023

what kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Derek is a faggot with no hair and wears jeans really short like :)

Hugs: Derek you look weird
Derek: fuck you Idc what I look like!!
Hugs: your very What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

by fezz hugz May 14, 2015

Urban Dictionary sexual

When you go on urban dictionary so much you just want to have sex with the website

Dude im so Urban Dictionary Sexual

by Timskingdomrigh December 16, 2019