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Urban Dicktease 

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.
Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!
Urban Dicktease by dstyguy December 30, 2011

Urban Dickhead 

Someone who adds fake or made up slang to the Urban Dictionary that has to do with some innate sex act that has no real meaning.
I was reading the Urban Dictionary and could not believe the amount of Urban Dickheads that post bullshit.
Urban Dickhead by Rodan Mistiff January 2, 2008

Urban Dickhead 

any moderator at urban dictionary that won't approve your entry
That Urban Dickhead cockblocked my entry, yo.
Urban Dickhead by Absolom24 June 18, 2016

Urban Dickhead 

Any person that conjoins two words in an effort to attempt to be funny or clever and submits this failure to Urban Dictionary.com
Nick: Only an urban dickhead would use a word like "Procrasturbating".

Robbie: "Shes surfing medical websites looking for diseases except the obvious, the common flu. What a cyberchondriac."
Nick: What an urban dickhead, you are.
Urban Dickhead by Metrosexuwell February 4, 2010

urban dickheditor 

Urban dictionary editors who reject your definition even though it meets all the publishing guidelines.
Bob: I made this great definition, submitted it to urban dictionary, and they rejected it even though it met all of the publishing guidelines.

Pete: Sounds like it got reviewed by one of their "urban dickheditors".
urban dickheditor by king_con January 1, 2011

urban dichead 

Someone who is always looking up words on urban dictionary to use in everyday life. They are addicted or obsessed with the site. They use the words so much they become annoying and no one wants to talk to them.
Guy 1:Yo you think that girl is a cunty slut.
Guy 2: Don't know what it means
Guy 1: You should look it up on urban dictionary then
Guy 2: You're an urban dichead
Guy 1: What's that?
urban dichead by FLIGGY April 12, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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