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Urban Ad 

A dumb sjw ad that says "make love not walls, that won't leave you alone. It is obviously made by a company which doesn't want to be deemed as racist or sexist by some fat, short colored hair, feminazi, college lesbians, or by some skinny guys that attack free speech, cover their face like a coward and throws bombs at people and burns the American flag but calls people against them Nazis while they are acting like a Nazi. They claim to be communist while communism is far more worse then national socialism.
" I'm trying to find something funny on urban dictionary but there is a urban ad that is fu*king ruining it"

"I wish those nasty anti Americans would stop putting out a urban ad with their dumb anti American ideology and go live in a different county if they hate the U.S. so bad"

Urban Ad Rage 

The annoying feeling obtained from seeing too many of those odd advertisements that you get while wasting time exploring Urban Dictionary. Such ads often seem confusing at first but most always tun out to be about a combination of sex and something else that's considered moderately cool or interesting by the general public in that they can really be created using this formula:

somewhat appealing topic + common sexual word or phrase + "click here/now" or some sort of special offer= advertisement

Too much exposure may lead to turning off your web browser or computer without warning, and possibly may even lead to the damage or destruction of said computer. rare cases may lead to actually clicking on the ad.
Possible Advertisements:

"Alien Abduction Orgy! Click here!"

"300 Spartans Sex! First month free!"

"Machine Gun Girls Striptease! Click Now!"

"Millionaire women want to have sex with YOU! First date free!"

"One click for a Roman Orgy! Click Now!"* (see below)

"Horny Wood Elves! Click Here!"

"Get Na'vi babes knocked up! Click Now!"

After seeing all of those ads on Urban,

You: "FUUUUUCKKKK THISSSSSS." *breaks computer over knee*

or

(probably not) You: "Fuck it. I can't take it anymore." *clicks ad*

Both are forms of Urban Ad Rage.

*turns out this actually was put up on the site, but it still fits the formula

Urban Dictionary ad hominem 

When one posts a definition that may be offensive to a specific audience based on nationality, race, gender etc., and then all the posting individual's definitions receive the same amount of dislikes.

Idiots who do Urban Dictionary ad hominem often times do not have sufficient imagination, vocabulary, or sense of humor to post a response.
After posting the definition belgian shower, my other definitions immediately received the same amount of dislikes. Should have known them Belgians would do Urban Dictionary ad hominem.

This definition will break the Urban Dictionary "mug" ad below. It will go off to the sides of the webpage and just pretty much completely break Urban Dictionary. Word max count is 1500, but Urban Dictionary breaks here. Goodbye!

This definition will break the Urban Dictionary "mug" ad below. It will go off to the sides of the webpage and just pretty much completely break Urban Dictionary. Word max count is 1500, but Urban Dictionary breaks here. Goodbye!

That's a lot of text!

Urban Addictionary 

A compulsive psychological need to create new definitions for publication to Urban Dictionary.

Persistent compulsive use of the website can become physically, psychologically and socially harmful, especially when submissions are rejected. If you or anyone you know is showing symptoms of suffering from this condition, please seek guidance from the internet's most credible Dr - WebMD.
"Those damn kids are going to end up with a case of urban addictionary if they keep spending so much time on the internet!"
Urban Addictionary by manicbubble February 10, 2015

urban addictionary 

A form of addiction you get from frequently writing definitions at UrbanDictionary.com. Victims of Urban Addictionary are known as Urban Addicts.
I have the Urban Addictionary and won't lose it any time soon.

Urban Addict 

(N.) One who enjoys his or her time posting Definitions on UrbanDictionary.com because it is a form of Artistic Expression by voicing your thoughts and opinions on the web, for others to not only see, but learn from, and even laugh at for some as well. An Urban Addict usually enjoys time on this website because they are very opinionated and wants the whole world to know what they're thinking. And some even use it to vent off their frustrations and anger, without fear of persecution or trouble because of the Nicknames they use here. Most of them, unfortunatly, don't better the website as a whole and end up messing it up.
Most Urban Addicts, though, are young, intelligent teenagers between 14-19 who usually (or on occasion) have a lot of intelligent obserbvative views on the world they live in.
Urban Addict by G-Union November 26, 2003