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Ur Grandpap Trap 

This weapon like comeback is the most dangerous and sinister force the entire universe knows.
Victim: ur mum gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Victim: ur nanny tranny
You: dont underestimate my true omnipotent powers...
Victim: *shudders as a cold, harsh breeze tickles down his neck* You wouldn't!
You Ur Grandpap Trap
*Victim turns into goop and the ground underneath you sinks*
Ur Grandpap Trap by RemKnot May 13, 2018

ur grandpap trap 

Next best thing after “ur granny tranny”
Every time this is said, the planets rotate around the dun 5 times in ten seconds.
Bill: ur granny tranny
Bob: don’t make me do it
Bill: DO IT PUSSY
Bob: Ur grandpap trap
*Bills gets exploded and the earth is ruled by bob.
ur grandpap trap by YEET.BOI May 24, 2018

Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst thing you could say to somebody every time its used the universe gets 1 step closer to imploding.
Carl: Ur mom gay
Greg: Ur dad lesbian
Carl: Ur granny tranny
Greg: Ur grandpap a trap
*Universe fucking implodes and kills everyone*
Ur grandpap a trap by Schmlif March 15, 2018

Ur grandpap a trap 

13 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, and ur sister a mister. A star explodes each time the phrase is said.
Tom: ur mom gay .
Tod: ur dad lesbian.
Tom: ur granny a tranny.
Tod: ur sister a mister.
Tom: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP.
Tod: *explodes*
*sun blows up*

ur grandpap a trap 

The strongest insult of all.
If anything is compared to this, even 'ur granny tranny', it will be instantly fodderized, that's how fucking bad it is.

This is extremely fuckin' risky, it's so risky, that there's a 0.008% chance of the sun transforming into a blue supergiant star.
Ben: Hey faggot, your granny tranny.
Steve: Little does he know..
Ben: What, trans-grandmother haver?
Steve: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP

* The sun disappears from sight in the bright blue sky, and appears as a blue supergiant, absorbing the inner 4 planets , and destroying the asteroid belts.

Ur grandpap a trap 

The all over worst thing to can say. Worse than ur mom gay, ur sister a mister, etc.
Carl: ur sister a mister
Jake: ur grandpap a trap
*god himself falls on the floor and starts crying ending all humanity*
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