Upper Arlington is a suburban community located in Northwest Central
Ohio. UA is community dominated by upper class,
preppy, arrogant, white people. (but not as
preppy as Dublin.) There is one high
school in UA, and it's appropiately named Upper Arlington High
School. They are quite proud of there 100+ state championships, but a person who doesn't have their head up their ass
will tell you that more than half of the championships are in
tennis and the only reason UA has displayed such dominance in tennis is because all kids there have practically been raised on country clubs. Their success in golf can also be accredited to this.
The kids who go to UAHS are notorious for being arrogant meat heads who have nothing else better to do than hit the weight room and check scorecenter on the 64G iTouches. It is also well known that if in any competitve activity a UA kid
will threaten to hurt you, but outside of it they
will merely whimper and go sit over by their parents.
For what UA lacks in minorites, middle class families, and modest athletes, they sure do make up for in in Lax Bros. Most are pot heads but since their parents are all lawyers or judges they get around these situations farily easily.
Alll in all, UA is not a community for someone who wants to live a real life with people of differnt race, social class, etc. If you want to live in a town where high
school sports arent everyones biggets prioity, live in Worthington.
UA kid: "hey we
beat you guys in football this year."
Worthington kid: "where you goin to
school man?"
UA kid: "C-state."
Worthington kid: "Oh I'm goin to Illinois on an academic scholarship. Strange how the world works huh?'
Worthington kid: " do you know that black kid over there named Jalen?"
UA kid: "whats a black kid?"
Worthington kid: "oh Upper Arlington..."
