Upfuck

Verb: To vomit during the act of intercourse, typically due to intoxication.

"I brought her upstairs at the party but halfway through she upfucked all over my new bedspread."

by Tard Ferguson July 14, 2018

upfuck

To fuck something up so much that The very thought of looking at it turns you dyslexic.

Hey, lets go upfuck Tony's brand new bike with these wrenches and crowbars.

by chillin2long June 05, 2003

upfuck

1)(adjective) To show coolness of something.
2)(noun)An idiot.
3)(adjective) To mess things up real bad or to "fuck up."

1) Those new shoes are upfuck.
2) Dude your such an upfuck
3) I upfucked that test so bad.

by JCrac December 07, 2006

upfucking

To get involved with someone more famous than you, in order to further your own career. Mostly used to describe celebrities in Hollywood.

Kevin Federline did some serious upfucking to get to the level of fame he has today.

by Braxton Charles November 08, 2007

Upfucker

One who has sex with someone else to better their situation.

Dude, did you hear about all the money she has coming her way? The only possible explanation is that she's an upfucker.

by One dude. May 22, 2009

upfuck

when you are caused to throw up sperm.

i shoved my dick so far down her throat that she upfucked all over me.

by fleneneh September 07, 2010

upfucked

Upfucked: Similar to back-asswards, something that you realize is inevitably going to be fucked up by something completely beyond your control. Recognition that something will be "fucked up" before it is actually "fucked up".

John and his goons will upfuck this one for sure!

Clyde is a walking upfuck!

Jane could'nt upfuck unzipping her skirt!

With the re-election of Mayor Nagin, New Orleans is completely upfucked!

by NOLADRIAN June 06, 2006