upfuck

To fuck something up so much that The very thought of looking at it turns you dyslexic.

Hey, lets go upfuck Tony's brand new bike with these wrenches and crowbars.

by chillin2long June 4, 2003

upfuck

1)(adjective) To show coolness of something.
2)(noun)An idiot.
3)(adjective) To mess things up real bad or to "fuck up."

1) Those new shoes are upfuck.
2) Dude your such an upfuck
3) I upfucked that test so bad.

by JCrac December 7, 2006

upfuck

when you are caused to throw up sperm.

i shoved my dick so far down her throat that she upfucked all over me.

by fleneneh September 7, 2010

Upfuck

Verb: To vomit during the act of intercourse, typically due to intoxication.

"I brought her upstairs at the party but halfway through she upfucked all over my new bedspread."

by Tard Ferguson July 13, 2018

upfuck

A sexual position in which a standing male fucks a woman who is being hoisted, with no external supports (eg, walls), up to waist level.

"Hey Johnny, what's up?" asked Jane.
"My penis. Let's go upfuck, right here, right now."

by AJ Kim December 3, 2003

UPFUCK TIME

A rampage of epic proportions...Upfuckery on a mighty scale...The art of annihilating all those who come into one's path...Supreme dominance over all opposition, often via sodomy or sharp intellect.

"UPFUCK TIME!" (whispered by adey after infiltrating the boy scout's dorm)

"ITS UPFUCK TIME!" (shouted by myself prior to beating the everlasting shite out of adey with his own pot of astroglide)

by MightyO May 16, 2008

Unfuckupable

Something that is so easy that it could not possibly be fucked up, even by the stupidest person in the entire world.

Directions to your mom's house: Left on main street and stay straight until you see the neon XXX sign, honestly unfuckupable.

by BigLue February 11, 2010