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Windows Upfuckingdate 

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.
John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.

Unfuckingstoppable 

Andy Milhon's Stomach
The Unfuckingstoppable Stomach of Steel
Unfuckingstoppable by Obsolete March 12, 2003