Updice

Someone extremely simp-worthy, stunning, hilarious, perfect, hot, and splendid. You will fall in love with Updice.

Person 1: “I’ve been laughing at this meme for eight years.”
Person 2: “I’m infatuated with this perfect individual.”
Everyone else: “They must be talking about Updice!”

by updice September 9, 2020

updike

A man who has retained an obsession with sex well into his dotage, with a creepy effect on others.

Don't look at my daughter that way you fucking old updike!

by Nicholas Van Orton December 9, 2008

Rage-udice

an unfavorable opinion or feeling formed beforehand or without knowledge, thought, or reason towards a specifc type of raging.

Krizzy- "hey bros..lets roll our faces off!"
Q dawg- "no bro! lets trip balls!"
Xtina- " Lets not be rage-udice and candy flip..dick nuggets!"

by The beast inside of you November 26, 2011

Updike

The act of leaving a social gathering without first notifying any of your friends.

Derived from the term "up and dip" which is another description of the aforementioned act.

"Where did James go?"
"James was hammered, he probably updiked and is now at home petting his cats and staring at his bikes."

by I'M CLINTON February 26, 2010

Updick

An uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. Colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through updicks quite easily.

"Sean's been bragging all morning about the uptick in his territory!"
"I know - what an updick. Tell that cock to shut the fuck up."

by Inside284 June 2, 2009

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 6, 2003

Updike

v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.

I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.

by Tom Zappacosta October 2, 2003