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When you almost throw up but instead just Phil your mouth coupled with our without swallowing it a second time
That funnel cake made me up-phil.
Up-phil by NemG July 11, 2025

Full frontal phil-up 

when your face is so covered in cum that you're as white as an albino

phil me up 

When a man named Phil inserts his penis inside any orifice of a (wo)man's body. Most compatible and accurate with women named Cortnie/Courtney.
"Oh wow...I didn't expect you to phil me up that fast." - Cortnie
phil me up by Lunchlady11 July 12, 2017

Stand-up Philosopher

A Comedian; a stand-up comedian, as described in Mel Brook's 'History of the World Part 1.'
B. Arthur "Occupation?"

Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"

B Arthur: "What?"

Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."

B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"

Stand-up philosopher

A Bullshit Artist!!

(From the Mel Brooks movie "History of the World, part one.")
Unemployment Office Person: "Name and occupation?"

Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."

Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"

Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."

Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"

Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."

Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"

phill-up 

1.to feel up some one
2.to come all inside that bitch
"dude i think i did a phill-up to that bitch from room 364"
phill-up by boomsickle May 17, 2008