Unthrustable 

A woman who is untouchable in the bedroom due to her overwhelmingly hideous appearance.

Note: This is much different than a butter face as not even the power of the application of either a light switch or paper bag can be implemented.

Ex) That girl in english class that sits behind me is defiantly unthrustable by anyones standards.

Unthrustable by clint paterson March 4, 2009

unthirstable 

Someone who tries to be sexy but really isn’t.

That Christian Hull guy should just stick to paint tiktoks and stop taking unthirstable Instagram pics.

unthirstable by Whoreabull November 23, 2020

Uncrustable

The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.

Peanut Butter and Honey Uncrustables ftw!

Uncrustable by KatieKitKat October 21, 2015

Uncrustables

The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.

Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.

Uncrustables by BigDickBreaden October 7, 2018

Unthirstable 

A non-sexy person taking sexy pics

That paint guessing guy is taking the most unthirstable pics. (Credit: Christian Hull)

Unthirstable by Christian Hull Fan November 28, 2020

uncrustables

Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.

Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!

uncrustables by Muffincakes April 29, 2008

Uncrustable

To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.

Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump

Uncrustable by Seth_McFoster April 16, 2011