The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.
by KatieKitKat September 4, 2015
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To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.
Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump
by Seth_McFoster March 30, 2011
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When you cover your hands in peanut butter and jelly and stick it in her stank tank
I got a little messy while making my sandwhich so I thought "might aswell give her an uncrustable"
by Dirty Dan The Ladies Man November 22, 2016
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not being crusty
(ugly, gross, and crusty)
yo dude the girl i saw tonight was so uncrusty she had the biggest tits iv ever seen.
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The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.
Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.
by BigDickBreaden October 7, 2018
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An unsatisfying, extremely processed sealed crustless sandwich made by Smucker's that takes away all the "hassle" involved in making a sandwich.
"Man, I want a PB&J so bad right now! But I just don't feel like making one. It's so much work! I know! I'll have an uncrustable!"
by thoraxcorp11 August 28, 2008
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