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uncrustables

Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!
uncrustables by Muffincakes April 29, 2008

Uncrustables

The black crusties that fill up in your gooch and buttcrack if you don't shower for a few days
Dude, I couldn't masterbate yesterday, i couldn't stand the smell of my uncrustables!
Uncrustables by datboiwithfiya July 11, 2009

Uncrustable

The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.
Uncrustable by KatieKitKat October 21, 2015

Uncrustable

To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.
Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump
Uncrustable by Seth_McFoster April 16, 2011

Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.
“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”

untrustable 

A person having the trait of untrustiness

In your face Pallavi
During a a game of Kings:
Kieran: Guess a card. It rhymes with fine...
Me: ...Nine?
Kieran: Nope! Seven, drink up cocksack!
Me: You untrustable bastard...I hope you die from a botched hysterectomy
untrustable by Kyung Won Chung February 1, 2009