Uncrustables

The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.

Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.

by BigDickBreaden October 7, 2018

uncrustables

Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.

Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!

by Muffincakes April 29, 2008

Uncrustables

The black crusties that fill up in your gooch and buttcrack if you don't shower for a few days

Dude, I couldn't masterbate yesterday, i couldn't stand the smell of my uncrustables!

by datboiwithfiya July 11, 2009

Uncrustable

The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.

Peanut Butter and Honey Uncrustables ftw!

by KatieKitKat October 21, 2015

Uncrustable

To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.

Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump

by Seth_McFoster April 16, 2011

Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.

“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”

by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022

untrustable

A person having the trait of untrustiness

In your face Pallavi

During a a game of Kings:
Kieran: Guess a card. It rhymes with fine...
Me: ...Nine?
Kieran: Nope! Seven, drink up cocksack!
Me: You untrustable bastard...I hope you die from a botched hysterectomy

by Kyung Won Chung February 1, 2009