unreasonable
people who dogmatically and absurdly persist in disagreeing with one's own dogmatic and absurd beliefs.
unreasonable by Andy April 17, 2004
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unreasonable definition
1: too narrow a defining of the word/term in question
2: a definition that would not occur to a majority of the people asked
3: a definition of a word/term which precludes honest and open discussion of the topic
2: a definition that would not occur to a majority of the people asked
3: a definition of a word/term which precludes honest and open discussion of the topic
A definition of urban legend that narrows 'urban legend' to 'political urban legends' would be an unreasonable definition, only a person who knows that he could not win the argument otherwise would make such a claim.
unreasonable definition by GreatDebater November 8, 2010
Unreasonable Crash out
"I can't believe the teacher got mad and sent me to the office because I stood up in class. Unreasonable crash out"
Unreasonable Crash out by anonymous March 16, 2025
Unreasonably Annihilated
The unpondered act of an individual or individuals in an establishment inhaling, if you will, absurdly extensive amounts of alcohol for reasons that are undecided or unknown. Whilst peers and citizens engage in normal stereotypical Sunday and Monday night activities such as getting the dogs nuetered, grocery shopping, doing homework, walking the pets, or sharing a dull chuckle with friends and family, a supporter of getting Unreasonably Annihilated would unthinkingly drink excessive amounts of alcohol for the pure pleasure of none other reason than "Just to drink". These perpetrators drink to the point where they are no longer functioning members of society and are frowned upon due to their staggering appearance and slurred speech consequently causing citizens to question their morals and ethics.
Norman: What are you guys doing tomorrow, I had a rough weekend so I think i'm going to the mall with my grandma to buy toys for the charity I donate to.
Garrett: Dude thats so pussy who donates anymore, I know tomorrow is monday but we should get Unreasonably Annihilated.
Norman: There is literally no good reason to get shitfaced, but fuck it lets go take 35 shots at Red Lobster at ten in the morning and then go to the park so people stare at us awkwardly while we fall over and give nothing back to the community.
Garrett: Dude thats so pussy who donates anymore, I know tomorrow is monday but we should get Unreasonably Annihilated.
Norman: There is literally no good reason to get shitfaced, but fuck it lets go take 35 shots at Red Lobster at ten in the morning and then go to the park so people stare at us awkwardly while we fall over and give nothing back to the community.
Unreasonably Annihilated by NATTERDAYSOLDIERS April 6, 2011
Unbeesonable
Unbeesonable by LeZazous September 12, 2018
Unreasonably Late Night
Code for chill and smoke. Used in a public situation when asking if someone wants to smoke weed with you. Can also be used as slang for intense party usually with lots of smoking and drinking.
Co worker: yo man you wanna hang out friday night?
You: unreasonably late?
Co worker: damn straight
ex 2
yo man still stoned from that unreasonably late night yesterday...
Ya man that shit was ill
You: unreasonably late?
Co worker: damn straight
ex 2
yo man still stoned from that unreasonably late night yesterday...
Ya man that shit was ill
Unreasonably Late Night by Uknowweballin March 10, 2011
unreckonable
unreckonable by Pinkconfetti August 21, 2018
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