Union Jake

(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.

I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.

Union Jake by PhoenixRising January 22, 2009

[Union Jake] 

Getting together with friends and circle jerking with each other.

Ha! You guys Union Jake!

But you didn't invite me!

/lame ass example

[Union Jake] by Michael Eisner June 29, 2009

[Union Jake]-Off 

A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.

Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.

Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.

[Union Jake]-Off by SerySer January 26, 2009

A Union Jake-Off 

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum

We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head

A Union Jake-Off by Greenggg October 22, 2008