The state of being in witch you border the line between coherent and primal behavior usually in the range of intelligence. The three main types of unibrowers are the Phone gluers, The astronauts and The sleepers, although the types of unibrowing can range and vary and can be found most commonly in Cannabis users but not limited to them.
Man that last edible you gave me has got me unibrowing on the couch man. I can't seem to get off this damn phone
When you are striking from behind and you insert you thumb into your preys ass, then wipe the shit on your thumb all along the eyebrow area. This causes a unibrow of shit.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.