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Unhappenable 

Synonym for impossible said incorrectly on purpose.
Kobe scored 81 points in a game!? That’s unhappenable!
Unhappenable by Cynical_F May 8, 2022
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unhappienate 

See happienate. It's the opposite.
I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious plan to unhappienate her - I killed John. With a butcher's knife. In the ass. I bet it hurt.

I think by smashing my train to pieces, I may have unhappienated it a little.
unhappienate by Jizzle January 12, 2005

Unhappiness

A quick, unannounced, discomforting movement of the bowels.
Good thing I was close to the bathroom, because some unhappiness appeared, and I had to drop a hairy deuce.
Unhappiness by Chips August 11, 2004

Unhappenit 

1. To make something not happen
2. To take something back to its original state.
That whole relationship with him was shitty, I just want to unhappenit and move on.
Unhappenit by Widsoftcfo September 25, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026