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Like an upgrade, but leaves things much worse than they were before.
Q: Why did they ungrade this website? I can't find anything on here any more.
A: That was a rhetorical question, wasn't it.
Ungrade by Robertitoo September 1, 2010
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social upgrade 

to social upgrade means to accomplish media by social media for social media marketing, like facebook, twitter, foursquare or linkedin.
social upgrade your media plan by facebook or twitter.
social upgrade by burkhard July 7, 2011

ungrateful bitch 

takes things for granted.. does not appericate things that are done for them.. thinks everything that isnt done the way he/she wants it to be done is they way of the person doing kind gesuture way of being spitefull.
mom makes dinner for ungrateful bitch... dinner is chicken.. chicken has gravy. ungrateful bitch, bitches and ends up hating the family for not making the chicken they way "she" wants it. ungrateful bitch is grounded..

ghetto upgrade 

When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.
I got a ghetto upgrade on my flight to Bangkok and was able to sleep most of the way.
Word of the Day on April 15, 2009

Ungrateful Swan

When your friend Megan means to say uncultured swine and thinks she’s right but she’s not.
Megan: Your an ungrateful swan
Me: Do you mean uncultured swine?
Megan: Ohhhhh then what’s an ungrateful swan?!

Hook upgrade 

An term of derision. In this situation, a woman regularly hooks up with a man who is only interested in casual sex. The man will either explicitly say that he does not want a romantic relationship, or will repeatedly tell the woman that he is “not sure what he wants”- as a way to defer the subject, or to indirectly tell the woman “no.” But the woman naively believes that if she just sticks it out long enough and shows the man how much she cares for him, a proper relationship will eventually begin. In actuality this will never, ever happen. The “hook upgrade” is the female equivalent of the “gay friend” phenomenon.
Despite several failures, Buffy continues to believe in the possibility of the hook upgrade.
Hook upgrade by Popeyes Chicken Ph.D. February 21, 2010

upgrade u 

Upgrade u or upgrade you refers to Beyonce's song.

To upgrade someone is to make them a better person. Being with you is an upgrade for them. They need you in their life. Being with you will take that person to the next level.

partner let me upgrade u
flip a new page introduce u to some new things & upgrade u
i can (up), can i (up), let me upgrade u
upgrade u by Misadventures September 5, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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