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unattended cannonballs 

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.
In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

unintendedly

A word constantly used by people of dim wit who cannot spell and who refuse to use any form of spell check to correctly identify the word unintentionally.
Justin unintendedly sent out a report that was a load of crap.
unintendedly by Sinkers July 8, 2010

Unblended 

An offensive insult telling someone their body proportions are incorrect or do not look good.
You are so unblended it is unpleasant to look at you.
Unblended by Pheebs Sawnders September 27, 2022

longest undefended border

Canada and the US of A is divided by the longest undefended border. It was last defended in 1812.

unattended 

noun, from emergency/police dispatch vernacular- an unattended is a dead human body.
"Breaker one, this is dispatch. We have reports of an unattended on 5th and Main"
unattended by jerkamiah666 July 9, 2007

Unintended acceleration 

When a bad driver accidentally hits the gas pedal instead of the brake pedal inside a parking space, the car will usually accelerate into another object until it is stopped. In the present day, unintended acceleration is a term the offending driver likes to claim in order to avoid paying for their mistakes. Those drivers always blame the car for accelerating on its own. Even if you present them with logs and even witnesses, they will continue to believe their own lie and claim the car accelerated on its own. Companies like Audi, Toyota and Tesla have fallen into this same trap.
I had an unintended acceleration event today. My brand new car took off on its own in the parking spot. It jumped over a curb and hit a brick wall even though my foot was on the brakes. I want the manufacture to step in and investigate why it happened. I am sure the car accelerated on its own and I would like to have the repair paid by them.