Definitions by jerkamiah666

unattended 

noun, from emergency/police dispatch vernacular- an unattended is a dead human body.

"Breaker one, this is dispatch. We have reports of an unattended on 5th and Main"

unattended by jerkamiah666 July 9, 2007

flapjacks 

much the same as Hangy tits, flapjacks are large breasts (seemingly large, anyhow) that fall past the bellybutton when freed from their restraints. Usually veiny, with nipples pointing southward.

Bob: Damn, she's got some tig ol' bitties.
Bill: Nah, I'll bet they're flapjacks.

flapjacks by jerkamiah666 May 12, 2007