Most commonly referred to as "G.U.", geographically undesirable is someone who you would like to date, but the fact that they live so darn far away is a problem.
She wanted to date him, but he was Geographically Undesirable since he lived in Santa Barbara and she lived in San Diego.
adj. of or having the quality of an undesirable.
v. wanting nothing to do with.
n. high school geek commonly found playing collectable card games with other undesirables in what is commonly referred to as a dork hub. Usually with a strong, pungent odor that permeates the air, and enough grease in the hair to give a thirty year old a heart attack.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'