Most commonly referred to as "G.U.", geographicallyundesirable is someone who you would like to date, but the fact that they live so darn far away is a problem.
adj. of or having the quality of an undesirable.
v. wanting nothing to do with.
n. high school geek commonly found playing collectable card games with other undesirables in what is commonly referred to as a dork hub. Usually with a strong, pungent odor that permeates the air, and enough grease in the hair to give a thirty year old a heart attack.