Most commonly referred to as "G.U.", geographically undesirable is someone who you would like to date, but the fact that they live so darn far away is a problem.
She wanted to date him, but he was Geographically Undesirable since he lived in Santa Barbara and she lived in San Diego.
adj. of or having the quality of an undesirable.
v. wanting nothing to do with.
n. high schoolgeek commonly found playing collectable card games with other undesirables in what is commonly referred to as a dork hub. Usually with a strong, pungent odor that permeates the air, and enough grease in the hair to give a thirty year old a heart attack.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"