Most commonly referred to as "G.U.", geographically undesirable is someone who you would like to date, but the fact that they live so darn far away is a problem.
She wanted to date him, but he was Geographically Undesirable since he lived in Santa Barbara and she lived in San Diego.
adj. of or having the quality of an undesirable.
v. wanting nothing to do with.
n. high school geek commonly found playing collectable card games with other undesirables in what is commonly referred to as a dork hub. Usually with a strong, pungent odor that permeates the air, and enough grease in the hair to give a thirty year old a heart attack.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)