Under the Cheese

Under the influence of a mind-alterning drug (usually shrooms); high; acting strangely.

Dude, I was so far under the cheese last night I thought my bed was trying to eat me!

by sacktapp April 10, 2009

under cheese

Any random substance that gets trapped in your grundle hair. These substances accumulate over time and create small,yellowish, sticky clumps. Hence the name under cheese.

Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.

by Le French Spankier Bastardo May 24, 2006

under cheese

Any random substance that gets trapped in the hair located in between your ass crack and genitals. These substances build up over time and create small yellowish clumps. Hence the name under cheese.

Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.

by Le French Spankier Bastardo May 17, 2006

under cheese

The sticky feeling you get under your nuts after spending the day pulling guard duty in Iraq or Afghanistan.
The sticky feeling you get after busting your ass in the gym and then being to scared to shower in front of other men.
The penis equivalent to monkey butt(less painful, unless it gets to the extreme cases)

Bro i pulled 12 hours of guard, at the gate today, and i got a serious case of under cheese.
After that serious workout of P90X my bitch wouldn't suck my dick because i had some serious under cheese, from being to much of a bitch to shower at the gym

by 1dollabolla October 15, 2010

from under cheese

not taking a shower leads to conjunctive build up of sweat,dirt,and lint.....creating a small film of funk under a males scrotum

i aint bathed in 2 days nd i got from under cheese like a mug

by tjizzle31491 May 29, 2008

From-Under Cheese

This is the term used to describe dried-up, crusty, and usually week-old semen that has been resting on a man's penis or scrotum for an extended period of time. From-Under Cheese comes from sloppy masturbation most of the time, but can also be a result of complete uncleanliness.

Bitch: OMG I'm soooo fuckkkin drunk...I wanna suck your fuckkkin dick...haha
Me: Ight bitch. Lick the From-Under Cheese off while you're at it.

Joe was beating off for 2 straight hours and had a load of From-Under Cheese under there.

Eminem (Crack a Bottle): Kiss my butt, lick From-Under Cheese from under my nuts.

by Bawseman March 05, 2009

from under cheese

Lint matter that collects during dry days in ones private areas.

I tried to eat the coot-coot but it was full of from under cheese.

by Lee123 November 08, 2007