Uncotch
Uncotch by Schizakompf September 29, 2010
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Bare Uncotched
When I was in prison some man asked me to bend over and pick up the soap. I felt this 'pinch' Only to find he had stuck his penis up my bottom.... It was bare uncotched.
Bare Uncotched by hfadhfasd87876 October 8, 2010
uncatchable king
a person that does not get caught in anything dangerous or a daring act. He appears invincible in his actions. (The opposite to this is a catchable queen that does get caught for everyting)
if a person books a trip to mexico during hurricane season, an uncatchable king would be safe from it on his trip. (a catchable queen would likely get it
uncatchable king by Snarly May 29, 2008
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