Ultra dank

Very fine or good smelling marijuana. Due to the magnitude of the smell, it indicates that the marijuana is very high quality.

(Friend 1) - "How can I contain the dankness of this weed?!"

(Friend 2) - "Try triple-bagging it with a dryer sheet."

(Friend 1) - "It's ultra dank, bro!"

by Xcelorin January 2, 2012

Ultrawank

Watching multiple porns at a time while listening to dubstep

Skins, season 5 episode 6 lolol, Alo is Ultrawanking in the beginning of the episode

by AngryRUSHAN April 4, 2011

Ultrawank

Jacking off while watching multiple pornos, listening to dubstep and smoking weed.

Dude I had the most intense ultrawank session this morning while listening to Rusko and smoking on that Lemon Drop you gave me.

I caught Stan ultrawanking in his room this morning.

by Dubsupercock June 19, 2011

ultradank

Adjective used by musician Walter Becker (of Steely Dan fame). Usually used along with superfine.

"This tape will be superfine, ultradank and most excellent for my purposes."

by Since 1845 May 11, 2006

Ultrajanky

Something that is absolute shit but it still somehow works just enough.

"My phone almost died but i found some wires and a wall adapter.
my ultrajanky piece of shit charger somehow works."

by Hedelma April 19, 2019