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Uhban Dictionahry

"Aye Tommy, have you seen this wicked funny definition on the Uhban Dictionahry?"

"Nah bruh, it's time to take the MCAS though.
Uhban Dictionahry by OzZVidzYT March 15, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.
Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

Urban Dictionary Editors 

The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*

Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*

I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.

Urban Dictionary Mug 

1. An overpriced, useless cup that you can buy if you click the "BUY THE MUG" button below this definition.
2. Known by the creators of this website to be a "Ceramic white Urban Dictionary 11 oz mug. One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe."
3. An desperate attempt to raise money for a online slang dictionary
Juan: How much does that Urban Dictionary Mug cost?
Trump: 25 dollars, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, so I'm rich enough to buy something as useless as an overpriced cup.

urban dictionary ads 

VERY bad or intrusive ads.
Usually lists like
1. am i pregnant test
2. senior dating site
3. dating site free
4. other shit idk but probably porn
another type is clickbait ads
"you cant believe why i put this in my toilet"
and then it tells u to buy some shit
the other one is porn-like ads
these mix with clickbait ads as they are not porn, just viruses probably.
gaah the urban dictionary ads are crap
***URBAN DICITONARY PLEASE FIX YOUR ADS***
urban dictionary ads by Preinstallable September 22, 2020

Names on Urban Dictionary

Names written by people who obviously love spamming the internet with their useless self-esteem boosting and can't resist writing the word "sexy" and praising their body parts in their meanings. Many of these desperate people feel that they have a better chance on Urban Dictionary then on an online dating website, rendering them a complete mockery of the human brain. Either that, or they are hoping for a miracle that some dream human will read the definition and pick their way to the writer in complete belief that whatever is written in the meaning is completely true.
"Gracie has a killer body with amazing curves and a sexy bust. Arouses men without realization. Legendary in bed. Very beautiful and interesting. Loves to cuddle in bed after a romantic evening; the perfect lover and knows how to make one feel like the center of the universe with a single glance."
"An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls. Basically, Ricky is a beast."
"Everybody sounds the exact same in the names on Urban Dictionary."
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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