Pronounced OO-bin
1. A top-quality but little known venue or product; a "best kept secret"
2. Rumored to be the real first name of Falcon, an LA-based tattoo artist.
Joe's Shanghai has decent Chinese food but it's a tourist trap. Try the place two doors down, that one's an uben.
by cardamom October 20, 2007
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uben is someone who is uber foonky but a pansy

ubens are very rare so if you find one look after them
that boy over there is uben
by reuben cameron September 24, 2006
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When a person has a really bendy cock like at a right angle or a u-turn or something
That kid can f*** himself because he got a massive Uben.

right angle turn in dick=Uben
by check me out (: October 24, 2009
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When you say something so incredibly stupid that everyone around you questions your brainpower.
How did you even manage to have such an uben moment in class today?
by uben momenter April 12, 2021
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