uben 

Pronounced OO-bin
1. A top-quality but little known venue or product; a "best kept secret"
2. Rumored to be the real first name of Falcon, an LA-based tattoo artist.

Joe's Shanghai has decent Chinese food but it's a tourist trap. Try the place two doors down, that one's an uben.

uben by cardamom November 5, 2007

Uben 

When a person has a really bendy cock like at a right angle or a u-turn or something

That kid can f*** himself because he got a massive Uben.

right angle turn in dick=Uben

Uben by check me out (: October 24, 2009

uben 

uben is someone who is uber foonky but a pansy

ubens are very rare so if you find one look after them

that boy over there is uben

uben by reuben cameron September 24, 2006

uben moment 

When you say something so incredibly stupid that everyone around you questions your brainpower.

How did you even manage to have such an uben moment in class today?

uben moment by uben momenter April 12, 2021

ubenscrued 

The one word way of saying "You have been screwed!"

"She talk all your money, your dog and your car, man ubenscrued.

ubenscrued by Raoul Van Louvenderheim June 21, 2005

Ubend 

To imply that someone is a homosexual in a malicious manner.

"Oh hi Dave, UBEND!"

Ubend by TeeO85 December 18, 2008

ubenathi 

Beautiful, gorgeous girl. Probably has a big ass and is really sweet.

I love you, Ubenathi.

ubenathi by Ubenathi November 22, 2021