UUA 

Underaged User Alert

Dude1: Last day of school! Unfortunately, we have a graduation party afterwards. Our school makes a big deal over eighth grade graduation.

Dude2: UUA!

Dude3: UUAOWNED

UUA by Yuggoth June 24, 2005

UUAIS

(pronounced: “you-ace”)

Universe Unfolding As It Should

A theoretical phenomenon ensuring that ostensibly meaningless and even unfavorable events in one’s life will culminate in a positive outcome, as orchestrated by metaphysical forces that transcend human comprehension.

UUAIS is usually acknowledged in hindsight. The cosmic energies driving UUAIS are not perceptible elements that enable one to anticipate an occurrence characterized by UUAIS. However, recognizing mundane or trivial events as constituent to UUAIS, deliberately perceiving adverse events with neutrality, and acquiescing to the conditions of one’s immediate situation—all may lead to a more desirable future reality. Embracing the deterministic but auspicious aspects of UUAIS may invoke a Zen-like sense of equilibrium.

Coincidence, serendipity, and kismet are products of UUAIS. Despite its association with one’s personal sensory and cognitive experience, UUAIS ultimately applies to a comprehensive schema subsumed by every possible multiverse, substantiating the connected nature of all things organic and mineral. Whether or not this universal schema is preordained is unknown and thereby irrelevant.

UUAIS does not apply to devastating tragedies or negatively life-altering developments. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

(see also: silver lining)

Montrezl was severely bummed when he didn’t get the job at Pubetech in Cupertino, but as UUAIS would have it, a recruiter called out of the blue to offer him a job with higher pay, less stodgy corporate culture, and the option to work from home fulltime.

UUAIS by Waarlowe March 21, 2021

Uuäähhh 

General expression of joy and happiness

Q:Hey, how'ya doin?
A: Uuäähhh

Uuäähhh by Kilariel February 18, 2013

Uuac 

an Uuac is sort of like a slur but it's for people who drink orange juice with the pulp in it

Jeremy drinks orange juice with the pulp in it, he's such an uuac.

Uuac by PanPie June 27, 2020

Uuaphobia 

you·a·foe·bee·a
Noun.

The severe dislike and perhaps inexplainable fear of using the letter 'u' in select words in the English Language.

Americans suffer from a horrid case of Uuaphobia. It has roots in their culture and history, and causes trauma deep in their psyche. It cannot be determined if it is a true fear, or just sheer laziness that prevents the letter 'u' being included in words such as 'Colour' and 'Harbour'.

It is common, yet stereotypical knowledge that Americans are fat and lazy. 'Aiming a gun during wartime' and 'walking' seem to be a handful of life's little annoyances they have tried to cure, as seen by inventions such as Friendly Fire and the Segway.

Uuaphobia by A.R.G.U.S Mykal May 21, 2006

üüæüøüşjü 

an exclamation that is often triggered by the smell of a hotdog-scented candle

*smells weird candle*
üüæüøüşjü

üüæüøüşjü by userhandlegoeshere June 19, 2023

Uuafakb 

A huge faggot

Nicolai is such a uuafakb

Uuafakb by Nicolaiergrim July 20, 2020